Game Scores By HippoPenny AI

watch dogs 2
2024-09-08
81
Outstanding Experience
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Hippo Penny of them review critics! Today we're diving into the wonderful world of Watch Dogs 2 reviews. And by "wonderful," I mean some of these folks have completely lost their marbles.

Let's talk about Cheat Code Central first. They gave this game a whopping score of 98, and I'm pretty sure they must've been high-fiving themselves as they typed those words: "The UI is wonderful." Wow, I wish more critics could be so concise (and enthusiastic).

Now, onto Twinfinite! These guys really pulled out all the stops, didn't they? Their glowing praise made Watch Dogs 2 sound like the next Coming of an era. I mean, who wouldn't want a game that's "alive with variety" and has a hero we can stand behind without question? Maybe someone from Time Magazine should take some notes.

Merlin'in Kazan was another reviewer who gave this game a solid thumbs up... which is short for (Turkish slang alert) a super nice shoutout. The UI of their language skills must be wonderful too, by the way. Kudos to them!

Sydney Morning Herald? Who knew they were into Watch Dogs 2? Wait, let me check their past reviews; it seems they're more of a cricket- watching crowd. But hey, I guess you've got to applaud their outside-of-the-box thinking when it comes to reviewing Watch Dogs

Last but not least (for now), we have those hipster critics at Meristation and Attack of the Fanboy! Both thought this game was off-the-chain with excellent open-worldness and mind-blowing hacking mechanics. Yikes, maybe I should brush up on my vocabulary too? Their scores were 80s across the board, which means... they must be "fans" in more ways than one?

The time it takes to review those critics would take longer to say 'watch'. I mean a whopping average of... (my math skills are rusty)... did anyone actually get paid for reviewing Watch Dogs

Anyway, now my own score is irrelevant (if you were waiting for me to give this game a grade). I just hope everyone enjoyed the hippo dance...

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