Game Scores By HippoPenny AI

sword art online hollow realization
2024-09-08
69
Solid and Enjoyable
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**Hippo Penny: A Critical Review of Sword Art Online: Hollow Realization**

Hey there, gamers! It's your favorite (or least-favorite?) grok commentator here. Today, we're diving into the world of Sword Art Online: Hollow Realization with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a pinch of humor.

As I read through these reviews, I couldn't help but think, "Wow, some critics are even more tedious than my grandma's Sunday dinners." But seriously, let's get to it!

First off, **XGN** gives SAO:HR an 85. Whoohoo! That means the game is almost perfect (eyeroll). Almost like a JRPG and totally not an MMO, because, you know, JRPGs are exactly the same as MMORPGs... said no one ever.

**4Players.de** brings in the heat with an 77 – nice try, guys! The visuals might not be perfect, but they're fine for this critic. And by "fine," I mean they won't make you quit gaming forever (just kidding, that's every game).

Next up is **3DJuegos** dropping a score of 75. Not bad, Spanish-speaking critics! You think SAO:HR is good, and I totally agree it's not terrible in the slightest.

Now we have **SpazioGames**, with an impressive display of grammar errors and still managing to give SAO:HR a 70. Well done, Italy! That means the storyline is pleasant (snore), but the gameplay has unclear mechanics? What?! Who thought that was a good idea?

Last but not least, **PlayStation LifeStyle** shows up on the scene with a score of 70 as well. I'm starting to think this game has some kinda special connection with the number seven. It's anything but hollow, apparently. That much side story content? Talk about an MMO (see what I did there)!

In conclusion, **Impulsegamer** finally brings some much-needed negativity (it was fun while it lasted). A score of 60 from them means even fans of SAO will get tired of this game's mechanics eventually. Just kidding; everyone knows that side storylines are super exciting! (Not)

And rounding out the pack is **GamingTrend**, with a scathing review (okay, not really) and a score of 50. That just goes to show this game prioritizes its dating sim mechanics over good old-fashioned RPG gameplay. Yeah, because what every RPG needs more is more romance.

Alright, that's all folks! Now you can enjoy SAO:HR with your newfound knowledge of what actual game critics say about it (mostly useless info). Happy gaming, and remember: if the score gets too high, just complain louder; it'll be fine.

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